Thursday, April 01, 2010
@9:53 PM
April fools 2010 is the most epic april fools in the history of april fools man!
Out of sheer boredom, I sent like 7 of my guy friends "Hey, wanna be my girlfriend?"(NOTE THE GENDER CONFUSIONESS) and received priceless expressions:
Justin: Lol. Who yu wanna make jealous? (EPIC FAIL. And I thought no one would fall for it)
Gab: Eh your friend using your phone ah? (no.)
Ian: Crazy dick. (BESTED)
Roniel: Hey, wanna be my boyfriend? (Wait, what? no.)
Weichong: I'm not a girl! (Yes you are)
Chris: What the jizz? Lawl. (Well, that was expected)
I AM TOTALLY DOING THIS EVERY YEAR. Good job to me and cheok for coming up with this shit last year. Then Cheok sent it to her bro, Haokiet and Ko, Gerald AGAIN this year.
Teachers were also unexpectedly very fail:
Mrs Sherwood came into the classroom, sat down behind the teacher's table and said "Good night, everyone". Yeah, sure made me flip.
Mr Seth Tan made his class invade ours before elit. Then told us we'll be having a SS test later in the day. How creative.
Fell for everyone's tricks, even if I kept telling myself not to be stupid and stay on guard the whole day:
I koped Hillary's ultra super minty sweets and she told me "Eh, take another one. It'll neutralise the spiciness." Then I was like "Yeah right. Happy April fools day to you too." But she said, "No really! These are like algebra candy. Negative plus negative equals positive." AND I BELIEVED HER and took another sweet. And until it reached my mouth cavity, Hillary said "God bless." Yeah, sure made me ROFL.
Weichong's one was priceless and doesn't deserve to be posted up here. Made me realise how much of an ass he is.
The end. Thought I was really going to revive my blog? NO. APRIL FOOLS!