Sunday, July 07, 2013
@11:48 AM
Woots I'm blogging.
Yesterday I was bored out of mind that I had to do something apart from leading my sedentary life, so I took up Jerome's offer to watch NDP preview. Except no one else was free so I went by myself lolol yay. I embody the spirit of the true loner.
So yeah. During the waiting time, one of the NDP people came up to me to ask me if I could participate in some pop quiz where I just needed to answer 1, 2 or 3. That was fine and dandy except my knowledge of Singapore is basically zilch so damn, good thing I declined lol. One of the questions was like, "soooo... how old is Singapore this year"? Option 2 was 48 and option 3 was 60.
I answered 3 in my head, shhh. All the lil kids got the answers right, damnnn, fml.
Then during one of the intermissions, this female singer, Shimona Kee was meant to do a solo song with her guitar, but she wasnt present. SO in her place was a guy lipsnycing to her song, with a cardboard spade as his guitar. Funniest shit I ever saw lolol.
Parade was cool. Bang bang saluting part was coolness. AIRFORCE was badass as hell, doing weirdass tricks in the air with trails of smoke. Sometimes I wonder if singapore trains these people to only perform since our threat level is so low. Word.
I find the most amusing part of the show to be when they made the merlion swim from the merlion park to the floating platform. I was half believing that the merlion statue could talk omg. Most of the merlion's sentiments were of "being emo" cos every year he watches NDP but cant join in. :( After he magically appeared at the floating platform he began rapping and going "I REPRESENT" LOLOL. You not nigga enuf to rep yo crew, merlion.
Then there was this segment where they were singing songs of all the heritagey places of Singapore, like kallang, geylang, chinatown and whatevs. I was like, they better have a bishan song. But no. Dey don't give no shit about bishan. The best was this girl singing about how she lives in Jurong, but woe, her boyfriend lives in Pasir Ris. So she's all like "I'm a Jurong girl girl girl. And you're gonna be a Jurong boy soon." Lolol wow aggressive ttm. I digged that song anyway.
Fireworks were awesome. Except it became exceptionally smokey that we were like in a dome of smoke. Had dinner with Jerome after that, talking about NS and shit. Then he was talking about using his leaves to take a whole week off to rest.
Me: So, how many leaves do you have left to use?
Jerome: I think I have nin--
Me: DO YOU HAVE A TREEFULL OF LEAVES
Jerome: What.
Story of my life.
Shit man lol my blogging style is so atrocious now. But I don't care anymore cos no one reads this. Except maybe Timo, ever since I showed him the existence of this blog. Probably mocking me right now.