Tuesday, October 22, 2013
@5:00 PM
TODAY I shall recount my abominable failure in my first driving test. I probably made it to the top of the worst drivers who ever took a test (Y) THATS HOW AWESOMELY TERRIBLY I FAILED.
So yeah, read this: 30 DEMERIT POINTS + 3 IMMEDIATE FAILURES -cue in hardcore screamo badass guitar riffs- (the requirement is max 20 dem points and 0 immediate failures if you're wondering)
This morning I went to get a ic photo taken in preparation for a driving license cos my instructor told me to. Cos he believed that in all his years of experience, he could tell I had a 80% chance of passing omg. Like wow uncle you have so much faith in me, you are awesome.
1. BUUUUT within 1 minute of the test I GOT AN IMMEDIATE FAILURE LOL WTF. It was an honest mistake that I didn't give way to this random motorcyclist lol I swear someone needs to stab me in the heart. But it didnt matter cos at that moment I didn't realise I made such a crucial fatal mistake because I was that dense and oblivious :D So I went along my way happily because screw motorcyclists, Im riding a car hohoho.
2. Tester told me to go up slope #14 or something. There were 2 slopes, both going in opposite directions. THEN BAM I WENT UP THE SLOPE WHERE CARS ARE MEANT TO BE GOING DOWN FROM. Thats as good as traveling the other way in a one-way street. WHO MAKES THESE KINDS OF MISTAKES. Lol so I kept apologising to the tester thinking I could rectify it but nope lol from then on I know my driving career is doomed to shambles and my $200 is gone.
3. Then the tester thought I was so jialat that I had to skip the slope test, ohwell. So next was directional changing (which is basically something like parking and then going out to change direction). My brain couldnt function so I went out wrongly and BAM MOUNT CURB LOL WTF HOW CAN THERE BE SO MANY TRAGEDIES IN ONE DAY. I actually said OH MY GOOODDDDDD and stalled the car. Then I sighed really loudly and melodramatically hahaha I think the tester was having fun watching my reaction. There you go tester, at least you were entertained.
The rest of the test went down in history lol. So yeah, next test is allll the way in february wth. I better pass this shit. NOTE TO SELF: Warm up in the circuit before sitting for a driving test. YOU HEAR THAT, YOU PRIVATE LEARNERS, WARM UP IN THE DAMN CIRCUIT. WASTING $30 IS BETTER THAN WASTING $XXXXXX MORE MONEY WHEN YOU FAIL.